Swanny: Hi Mr. Duchovny, I John Swanson, Swanny, from the Eric and Kathy show, howya doin'?

DD: Good.

Swanny: <passing the cell to DD> It's David Duchovny Why Won't You Love Me? on Eric and Kathy.

Eric: David?

DD: Hello.

Eric: Hi David, how are you?

DD: I fine, who is this, Eric or Kathy? <Eric laughs>

Kathy: It's actually both.

Eric: Wow. How are ya? We've been playing your song all week, "David Duchovny Why Won't You Love Me?" and it's a pleasure to finally speak to you.

DD: Sure, that's what Swanny told me here, that you've been playing that song.

Kathy: You've heard the song, haven't you?

DD: Yeah, a friend of mine brought it to my attention about nine months ago.

Zwecker: This is Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times, David. How are you?

DD: (with his usual wit) How many people you got over there?

Eric: (joking) It's like a studio full of people.

Kathy: We're just having a party.

DD: Sounds like you're doing a good job.

Eric: What do you think of the song?

DD: When I heard it I thought it was a really good tune, and I was embarrassed by the lyrics. But I never thought it would be a public thing, so right now it's just even more embarrassing than when I first heard it.

Kathy: Hey David, what did Téa think of the song?

DD: It was actually a friend of hers that brought it to me and her first reaction was "I wish I had written a song for you."

Eric and Kathy: Awwwwwww. . .

DD: But then, of course she's not musical at all, so. . .

Kathy: That's sweet.

Eric: That's nice. So have you had a chance to meet Bree Sharp, the woman that sings it?

DD: No I haven't.

Eric: Really, uh, would ya? <Kathy chuckling in the background>

DD: Would I meet her?

Eric: Yeah.

DD: You mean like, would I be scared to meet her?

Eric: I don't know. Would ya?

Kathy: I would.

DD: I think it's kinda a funny song. I like the tune.

Kathy: And it's got a good beat.

DD: It does. It has a good beat, you can dance to it, I give it an 85. <Eric and Kathy laugh>

Eric: There you go. Quite a tribute. How are things going on the movie there? Bonnie Hunt is fantastic.

DD: Bonnie's the best, yeah, a Chicago native.

Eric: Things are going well for ya?

DD: I think they're going really well. You know you can never tell with a movie until it's all done but there's a good feeling here.

Kathy: Hey, we should wish you an early happy Father's Day.

DD: Is that this Sunday? <Eric laughs>

Kathy: Yeah.

Eric: How's the baby?

DD: The baby's great, thank you. She's doing great. She's spent more time in Chicago than in any other place in the world.

Eric: Oh that's great.

Kathy: Well wasn't she born just before you came to Chicago?

DD: Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Kathy: Wow.

Eric: Pretty soon she's gonna be a native Chicagoan and demanding pizza left and right.

Kathy: <laughs> Yeah.

DD: I know. When do you become a native Chicagoan? How long do you have to be here?

Eric: Oh, about three weeks.

Kathy: No, you have to survive a winter, Dave.

DD: Oh, well then she's not going to make it. <Eric and Kathy laugh>

DD: Neither am I.

Eric: Well, David, we appreciate you taking a couple moments out of your busy schedule. Best wishes to you and Téa and the family and good luck with the movie and we can't wait to see it.

DD: Thank you very much.

Eric: Thank you. Take care, and goodbye.

Kathy: Thank you.

DD: I'll give you back to Swanny here.

Eric: Thank you. Sorry about that if he's frightening you.

DD: He's a little scary with the White Sox jacket on, he looks like a normal person.

Kathy: Oh, no.

Eric: Thank you, David.

DD: Alright, bye.